Help me, Beloved Geeks. Someone, somewhere, please take the wild success of Craigs List and Freecycle.org and add a social media component. Let me have a user profile. Let me select tags for items I'm interested in hearing about. (Really, I'm tired of scrolling through Freecycle offers for baby formula coupons, knowing that a pair of ladies ostrich-leather cowboy boots, size 8.5 M might be buried in there somewhere.)
Let me connect with friends and neighbors. Let me offer my items first to my weak social ties, to people in my zip code, to colleagues in a social network. Please, Beloved Geeks, GenXers, leaders who know how to ensure the survival of the tribe in an economy soon to explode into a mess so unimaginable in today's affluence. Help me connect with neighbors. Help me Live Locally. Help me "afford less." Help me, Beloved Geeks, help me.
And here's what I'll do. I'll make it work. I'll bring the feminine mo-jo, the juice, the connectivity. I'll bring the meaning and value and purposefulness to what you do. I'll make your Kingdom of Geekness shine and spread far and wide to lands known and unknown. I cannot build the Kingdom. I cannot protect it as a fortress. But I can make your efforts meaningful. I can make you happy that your strength, will and capacity transformed society.
Oh, and make money while you do it. I wouldn't have it any other way. Add the hyper-local ads. Paid. User-created. TAGGED!!! $1 a pop. 10 cents a pop. Your call. Conquer the universe a dime at a time.
Help me, Beloved Geeks, I cannot do this alone. I need you.